If Americans have their Americium, why can’t us Canadians have Canadium?
Nerdtee is proud to introduce the Canadium element – the last element of the lanthanide series with atomic number of 71 (because nobody cares about Lutetium anyways).
Canadium is best enjoyed on July 1st, sprinkled on top of BBQ or simply consumed raw. After consumption, head to your nearest Canadian hospital for some free radiation poisoning treatment. Just some good-natured fun on Canada Day.
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